Saturday, April 27, 2013

My Top 4 Playful Pranks To Pull On A Friend (or Frenemy)

I normally don't really pull of pranks on my family or friends. I may joke around a lot with people; but never really pull pranks. When I was a kid though, if I didn't exactly like someone or if I had a friend that really pissed me off I would just pull a prank on them for vengeance. Lately I have been feeling very childish ( in a good way I think); so now when I get aggravated with  someone I plan to pull a small prank. It may not be fun for everyone, but it's fun for me.

Well, here is a list of some of my favorite pranks that I have experienced for myself:

1. Put Thousands of Stickers Everywhere In Their House, Car, or Bedroom: I did this to my friend about 3 weeks ago and he is still finding my Hello Kitty stickers in random places.

2. Put Baby Powder or Flour in Their Hair Dryer: Okay, now this is a very common one, but it still gets most people and is really hilarious. 

3.Mess with your friend's computer by using the Print Screen button to copy the desktop and save the picture. Then set the picture as a desktop background. Hide all the shortcut or program icons and watch as your friend is trying to click on them and wonder why they can't open any windows: I never done this one before, but instead I had a friend do it to me. I literally spent almost a full hour trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with my computer. 

Put powdered koolaid in their showerhead and then wait for them to be drenched with red/blue/ or whatever color you choose koolaid. It's fucking hilarious when your friend is screaming out of tje shower and wondering what the hell just came out of their plumbing system. If you know someone that likes watching horror movies, I suggest using red koolaid.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Awesome Zombie Tea Party Quotes I Love

You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. -C.S. Lewis

I expect a zombie to show up on 'Sesame Street' soon, teaching kids to count. -Geoge A. Romero

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. -Kirstie Alley