Awesome Zombie Tea Party Quotes I Love

You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. -C.S. Lewis

I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie. -Veronica Lake

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. -Robert Fulghum

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. -Henry Fielding

I expect a zombie to show up on 'Sesame Street' soon, teaching kids to count. -Geoge A. Romero

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. -Kirstie Alley

Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities will always be the favorite beverage of the intellectual. - Thomas de Quincey

What is it about a zombie that appeals to me? I don't know. Maybe that it's just the most possible - I don't know - of all the supernatural entities. -Scott Ian
I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. -Boy George

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -Michelangelo

Whether I'm making a recipe or a piece of jewelry or a white-rose-and-jasmine tea or the perfume, I like to think of myself as a happy little sorceress, and if I could just have a little general store with all that stuff and give people a sense of my taste, that would be lovely. -Padma Lakshmi

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling. -Wavy Gravy

Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things. -Chaim Potok

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

Dara's List of Random Things To Do When You Are Totally Bored

I always hate those moments, whether I'm alone or with friends, where I have no clue what to do. There is no work to do, no errands, no chores; just me and an empty space of time.

 I like to jot down whatever random activities come into my head. Now doing that over the course of a couple years I have been able to make a list of totally random and awesome things to do when I'm totally bored that I will gladly share with you.

My Dara-licious List of Random Awesome Things To Do:

Create a murder mystery.

Write a haiku about a zombie unicorn.

Paint on someone's face.

Make bunny ears and wear them at random times just because you feel like it.

Make ninja star cookies and chuck them at people.

Give out postcards with encoded messages for others to solve.

Pretend your Godzilla and destroy something. (Make sure it's not something illegal.)

Make up secret nicknames for all your friends and family.

Create a holiday, mark it on your calendar, and celebrate.

Sneak into someone's pool and go skinny-dipping.

Record a friend dancing to a funny song and post it on YouTube without telling them.

So far, these are just a few things I have to share. And don't worry I have experienced every single one of them. And they are sure to give you something to do. With some of them, just make sure you can get away with it. Last thing you want to do is get caught in some stranger's pool in your b-day suit. Feel free to share some of your own experiences.

Doing chores the fun way

I have such a bad habit of cleaning my house. It's not as bad as I see some people live; at least I don't have roaches eating the mold off the chicken sandwich on the coffee table. However, I will find almost any excuse in the world to avoid washing the dishes. Of course, my new years revolution for the year is to stop procrastinating with my chores. For someone with an artistic temper like me, that's not easy.

I now have a list of tricks to keep me doing chores around the home. So. Like most of my work, I try to make it fun! Everything seems 10x more awesome when it's fun and not dull.

There's no need to worry anymore if you have the same bad habit as me. My tricks shall work and make you more motivated to kill the dust bunnies from under your couch. If they don't, you can make your own lazy-ass cleaning tricks. An if you do, please share because I would like to know in case I get bored with mine.

Here is my list of making chores more fun:

• Wear an outfit that makes you feel special
Wether it's an old prom dress, your tuxedo from your brother's wedding or just you rockin' your birthday suit, where an outfit that makes you feel like your a million dollars. Why you may ask? Most people when they clean where some dingy, nasty looking clothes; that of course, they wouldn't wear if seen in public. And with those nasty looking clothes, you will associate wearing them as non-awesome dirty work. Looking awesome or wearing a ridiculous outfit that makes you laugh while performing your house-hold chores, will defently put you in a natural good mood. I sometimes like to clean in my tinkerbell costume and pretend I'm using pixie dust to clean everything.

• Jam out to music. Wether your a hardcore rocker, a country gal, or into opera; listening to your favorite music makes chores seem to go by faster. You can also dance along with it and pretend your putting on a glamorous show. Or you can pretend people aren't watching; if that makes you cut loose easier. I'm such a huge Disney fan that I like to listen to my favorite Disney film songs. I will even pretend I'm a princess (like Cinderella of course) and clean the house prancing around, humming, and singing to inanimate objects.

• Make it an adventure! If you are like me, you would love cartoons; especially Adventure Time. This may sound childish, but I like to play pretend sometimes when I do chores or other stuff I hate. Many times to just simply motivate myself, I imagine that I have to defeat all the nasty dirt monsters in my house or that I have to fight evil demon spirits. Once you make something seem crazy it makes it fun. This might also work on kids if you have them.

These are just a couple of tips I have. If you have more, feel free to share! I would love to hear about your mathematical tips!